Names of cars :

BMW: Brings Me Women.
LEXUS: Luxury EXports to United States.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Romantic Drivers
...HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive.
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
KIA: Kills In Accidents
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always
PROTON: Powerwindow Rosak Oooh Tidakk Ohhhh Noooo
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